fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
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I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize