it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Maybe he injected his testicle?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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