i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
