P.S. I can't hear my feet
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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