I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
try to milk me bitch
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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