when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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