ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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