I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
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