I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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