It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Randomize
