Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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