We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
