So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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