Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
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Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
True strength comes from lack of pants
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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