When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
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successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
You took a bar mat shot.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
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If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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