Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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