; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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