I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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