I will die if light touches me.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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