She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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