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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me

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• (949): View more from California

  Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.

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• (916): View more from California

  I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?

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• (310): View more from California

  We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again

  (443): View more from Maryland

  I hate when that happens

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.

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• (707): View more from California

  I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.

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  Both questions will answer each other.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.

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• (805): View more from California

  I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste

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• (650): View more from California

  We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm

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