its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.