Kareoke will never be a sober sport
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
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I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.