Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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