i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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