Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
He did a backflip because drugs
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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