If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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