My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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