hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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