ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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