porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
No subtext here. People are naked.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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