quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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