Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
