Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
he shaved USA in his pubs
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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