Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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