I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
