Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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