Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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