i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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