Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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