Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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