yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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