I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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