you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
either way he was missing a nipple.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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