i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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