He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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