Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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