Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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