Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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