oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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