She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
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You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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