i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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