walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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