So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Randomize
