Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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