if i died would you start the facebook group?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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