I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
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I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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