There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
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I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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