I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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